Monday, May 22, 2006 @8:40 pm
i don't like holland village.
well, ok, only the new hawker centre.
i know, its supposed to be new right?
but no... i went there thinking that i will be having a great experience of eating at a new hawker centre, since frankly i have never eaten at a newly built hawker centre.
so, i went there all jolly and happy ready to settle on having a great dinner.
and i ordered western.
my FIRST MISTAKE!
i should have known better than to trust cheena and i mean pure china people to take my order in english.
well, how would i have known?
if they put their menu in english, then its only right to assume that they understood english perfectly right?
so yea, i picked chicken CUTLET and went back happily to my seat.
then i went to collect and what was i given?
chicken CHOP!
see the difference?
ok, so fine, that could have been due to human error which clearly these smart alec cheena people have.
so i asked the cheena woman, "uh, auntie, this is chicken cutlet right?" (in chinese though)
and the auntie said YES!
when obviously its NOT!
see? that's where i got super pissed.
but instead of blowing my top, i calmly took my plate of chicken CHOP back to eat.
then i forgot that i didnt take my cutlery so i went back to take.(i was sitting v near to the shop)
when i went back, a woman who was standing next to me when i collected my chicken CHOP was telling the cheena auntie," you know that's not chicken CUTLET right?"
and the cheena auntie shrugged.
she SHRUGGED!
how dare she.
so, i glared at her.
and she didnt react.
AHHH...
she really has no position to open a WESTERN shop in holland v with her husband when obviously she has simply NO command of any england at all.
i mean, of all kinds of food, why WESTERN?
oh the irony of the world.
it just makes u feel like punching your kid brother.
second problem the next store i went was HYGIENE.
it was a drink store that sells soya bean.
and i was about to buy soya bean since it was the nearest drink store selling soya bean.
and guess wad i saw on the plastic container that was containing the soya bean?
ANTS!
mutant ants!
okok, RED ants.
yep. they were on those plastic bags the auntie will use when u are taking your drink away.
yeeeeeee....
i am getting goosebumps as i speak. ok, type.
*shivers*
and as anyone can see...
i am clearly NEVER going back there EVER AGAIN.